1. Sharon: once dere wuz a little gurl
Me: :3
Sharon: she had a vurr big vagina for her age
Sharon: so she sliced it off
Sharon: and den she daid.
Me: ......................
2. Sharon: once dere was a gurl and she luved dis boy and evurday she would walk to
da bois house and creep in his bushes the bushes outside his house not the bushes in
his pants, anyway in his bushes, to watch him inside da hous house one day she got
turred and fell asleep and the boy went outside to play ball he kicked the ball into
the bushes and when he went to go git it he found the girl she was still asleep so he
raped her and left and then the girl woke up and went home and started getting
morning sickness and took a pregnancy test and it turns out, yes, she was pregnant
indeed and she had no idea who da baby belonged to so she raised it all bai herself
until the bby turned 1 and the boi she luvved contacted her and wuz lke i herd about
ur bby i tink its mine so he took a paternity tets and indeed it was his bby dey got
married and lived happily every after. da end.
